Because I swear my heart went
(Source: my-summer-romances)
- Tony: YOU'RE INSECURE
- Bruce: Tony what are you doing.
- Tony: DON'T KNOW WHAT FOR
- Bruce: Tony stop.
- Tony: YOU TURNIN' HEADS WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE DO-O-OR
- Bruce: Only Loki's.
- Tony: DON'T NEED MAKEUP TO COVER UP
- Bruce: Well obviously.
- Tony: BEIN THE WAY THAT YOU ARE IS ENOU-OU-OUGH
- Bruce: Tony please
- Tony: YOU DON'T KNOW
- Bruce: Ok I'm going to go Hulk on you if you don't stop
- Tony: OH-OH!
- Bruce: I'm serious Tony
- Tony: YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!
- Bruce: Done now?
- Tony: OH, OH-OH!
- Bruce: Great.
- Tony: AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!
- Bruce: ...
enormous green rage monster by ~merelytheaccident
artist’s comments: I can honestly imagine Tony just, like, messaging Bruce on Facebook or something over and over and going through all his old statuses and photos and liking then un-liking them repeatedly and just generally being a huge antagonist to get him Hulk-angry and then realizing how stupid that was after Bruce chases him around the city and smashes things and breaks all his windows siiiiigh.
Don’t ever engage conversation with me about The Avengers, because I will likely never shut up about these two.
Be prepared for the awesomeness.

…because when I read this analogy to my husband, he got angry because “it’s true about every other straight white male”, but not him.
He said “Seriously? I’m trying this hard and I’m still on the lowest setting? That pisses me off!”








